Dear Ms. Squid Neslon:

Enclosed please find my story "The Dogs Done Gone and Went" for publication in you're magazine period It is 8342 and a half words long period (I counted my self and its longer cause I spelled out all the punctuation)

Its better than all the other canine time travel space operate stories every printed and I should know my mother and my best friend both read it and said it was awesome and if you disagree with my mother than your just plane wrong period I also showed it to my writing group and it was so good that they didn't have any comments whatsoever and said I graduated and didn't ever need to come back period They was speechless period It must really be something exclamation point

This story has not been editated by any other person and is in tirely my own original period

Sincerely comma
The worlds best author and allaround best looking guy
Harvey Robert

P.S. I'm available to do publicity appearances and the chicks all dig me

P.P.S. If you don't by my story your a moron exclamation point

Harvey Roberts reads and writes many cover letters.