This lengthy pamphlet (some 119 wood-pulp pages!) includes the Giant Squid's own erudition and meditations of the years 2000-2001 regarding the Holy Days as they are in these United States Americanum, plus a complete record of his ill-fated attempt at holiday making during the Thanksgiving-Yuletide-New Yeared period of 2002.

Philosophy, record of action, glossy cover, perfect glued binding, full-text both new and old, arcane and esoteric mental ruminations, tales of adventure, plus sundry appendices, drawings, schematics and illustrative diagrams. Surely a bargain at any price, this book is nigh unto an act of theft at $12. Purchase your copy TODAY! Supplies are LIMITED! Time is SHORT and FICKLE! MUTABILITY is the Rule and Regret the Highest PRICE!

What Are Critics Saying of the Holiday Hijinx?

"In comparison to the fine author of this tome, I indeed do make the suck"-- Dave Eggers, writer of some little repute and publisher of the McSweeney's (both print and electronic editions.)

"This is, without questions, the most finely wrought literature. It is an honor to be enslaved in this extra-ordinary squid's Cabinet of Wonders"-- George Double-Yew Bush, Ex-President of these as of Yet Still United States

"It is doubtless rare that a cephalopod so completely and flawlessly captures the heart of the heart of the American Holiday Forging Spirit. The Giant Squid is truly the Genius of Our Age!"-- Calista Flockhart, Sassy Female Lawyer, Evisceratrix and Tele-visual Actress of some Repute.

"I love it!"-- Thomas Lynch, Essayist, Poet, Undertaker, Poor Mojo Patron