An aloof wizard named Gandalf the Grey
Handled his staff all day, every day
Until constant jerking
And mystical spurting
Made the potent rod wither away.
A golem paddling in underground ponds
Saw a fish and knew hunger was gone.
He bit down with relish
Then screamed out "My Precious!"
He had chomped off the end of his dong.
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