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Poetry #251
(published November 3, 2005)
Limerick in Education with Certification
by Noah Berlatsky
As a teacher I make the kids drink
From wisdom's privy, where shit doesn't stink.
      I plop in each brain
      Enlightening stains:
I am certified, therefore they think.

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