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Poetry #250
(published October 27, 2005)
Pre-Natal Limerick
by Noah Berlatsky
Both Puritans and hippies concur:
Self-control makes the fetus more pure!
      Eat no soft cheesies
      Wade not in cat feces,
And your kid's into Harvard for sure!

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