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Squid #259
(published December 29, 2005)

Visions of the Giant Squid: Acquisitions of the Giant Squid Presidential Library; Schoolchildren's Drawings of the President (part 3)

Who is Poor Mojo's Giant Squid?

(The following drawings were submitted to President Squid by Mrs. Siminac's fourth-grade class of human children of average intelligence since the Giant Squid's Inauguration on January 20, 2005)

Artists Statements:

"HE IS FROM SPACE. HE GRANTS WISHES."

"President Squid waves byedie-bye to 2005. In 2006 Everything Will Be Nightmares or Candy!"

President Giant Squid and his Poor Mojo's Staff would like to wish all of our Multitude of Adoring Readers a Happy Selection of Holidays of their Choosing.

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