President Squid

The Giant Squid, our 44th President, was elected President of the United States, with roughly 78% of the popular vote, in 2004. Molly Reynolds is his Vice-President, Rob Miller his Press Secretary, and Sang Hsien his Chief of Staff. Ex-President George W. Bush served in his Cabinet as an "undifferentiated advisor."

As acting President of the United States, the Giant Squid now primarily resides in Washington, D.C., in the Oval Office, which has been sealed and reinforced to act as an aquarium tank.

• Pages relating to this development:
  • http://www.poormojo.org/cgi-bin/gennie.pl?Squid+199
  • http://www.poormojo.org/cgi-bin/gennie.pl?Squid+146
  • http://www.poormojo.org/Squid4Prez
  • The Giant Squid's Inaugural Address, Januarius 20, 2005
    • http://www.poormojo.org/cgi-bin/gennie.pl?Rant+210
  • Schoolchildren's Drawings of the President
    • http://www.poormojo.org/cgi-bin/gennie.pl?Squid+242+bi
    • http://www.poormojo.org/cgi-bin/gennie.pl?Squid+246+bi
    • http://www.poormojo.org/cgi-bin/gennie.pl?Squid+259+bi
  • The Squid discovers, much to his chagrin, that he has been declared incompetent and succeeded by his Vice-President Molly Reynolds
    • http://www.poormojo.org/cgi-bin/gennie.pl?Squid+263+bi