Need advice? Type your
question for the Giant Squid below.
we have to say that all questions become property of the squid.
You want to fight him for it? We can take you to the tank--after
that it's up to you.)
What is pictured above?:
(Your answer will confirm that you are a real human and not an annoying spambot.)
Look for answers weekly in the Giant Squid's column or intermittently (even daily!) in the Squid (K)uickies section of the Poor Mojo Newswire.
This is what the Giant Squid has to
say for himself:
"A special office was built for
me, high above your quaint border town of Detroit, Michigan. Watertight, serenely
dark, and with enough pressure to crack a Russian sub; I call
this office home. It is here that I lie and wait for the waters
to cover the earth again-- a time when my kind shall take its
rightful place at the head of the dinner table."
So please, in the interim between now
and your imminent, watery grave, ask of this Squid what you will.
He is here to serve you (until such time as you become available