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Squid #242
(published September 1, 2005)
Visions of the Giant Squid: Acquisitions of the Giant Squid Presidential Library; Schoolchildren's Drawings of the President (part 1)
Who is Poor Mojo's Giant Squid?
(The following drawings were submitted to President Squid by Mrs. Siminac's fourth-grade class of human children of average intelligence since the Giant Squid's Inauguration on January 20, 2005)


Artists' Statements:

  • "President Squid does lots of stuff to make the country go."
  • "The President talks about taxes, and why he hurt the new Pope by dropping nickles on him. President Squid is awesome!"
  • "The Second Amendment is the most important. Does President Squid play Halo-2?"
  • "President Squid got a Harley chopper, and then he rode back to Cowboy Times and caught the last buffalo and ate him!"

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