- "President Squid does lots of stuff to make the country go."
- "The President talks about taxes, and why he hurt the new Pope by dropping nickles on him. President Squid is awesome!"
- "The Second Amendment is the most important. Does President Squid play Halo-2?"
- "President Squid got a Harley chopper, and then he rode back to Cowboy Times and caught the last buffalo and ate him!"
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