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Squid #229
(published June 2, 2005)
Tales of the Giant Squid: A Year and a Day (part six of thirteen)
Who is Poor Mojo's Giant Squid?
May 13 - June 9

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Okay, so first there is this really long thing about chickadees fighting. I'm not kidding. It's easily a thousand words. And then Rob and Brigit keep on with their shroom driven bender and get into a fight with a black guy who they think is a tree, and who they think he thinks they are a refrigerator. They are totally high. And then Brigit tells this story about virgins, but it isn't cool like you think it will be. And then they steal Suveer's Hyundai so that they can get Rob's car out of the black midget's impound lot. The car is stuck in a tree.

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