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Squid #22
(published January 11, 2001)
Ask the Giant Squid: . . .
Who is Poor Mojo's Giant Squid?
Who left the cake out in the rain?
The Most Revered and Inscrutable Squid is still at Ohio State, and Tom hasn't shown up since last Wednesday and he isn't answering his phone and we don't know what to do.

So, about your cake: maybe you should ask around. Probably one of your kids did it.

Sang Hsien

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