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Poetry #455
(published October 8, 2009)
Why Health Insurance Never Covers Her Vagina Dentata
by J. Bradley
Abstinence is the easiest way
to prevent cavities. Umbilical cords
cannot floss away foreskins
or frenelums; men are not bees.

J. Bradley writes from Orlando, FL and blogs at Failure Loves Company.

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