Poor Mojo's Poetry: J. Bradley "Why Health Insurance Never Covers Her Vagina Dentata"

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Poetry #455

Why Health Insurance Never Covers Her Vagina Dentata

by J. Bradley

Abstinence is the easiest way
to prevent cavities. Umbilical cords
cannot floss away foreskins
or frenelums; men are not bees.

J. Bradley writes from Orlando, FL and blogs at Failure Loves Company.

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