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Poetry #205
(published December 16, 2004)
George W. Bush (An Electoral Elegy Clerihew, winner)
by Alan Benard
George W. Bush, elected by a majority
Of voters pleased with his superior morality
Will surely continue his moral decision
To have children assfucked in Iraqi prisons

This poem is the winner of our First Ever Post-Election Pandemonium Electoral Elegy Clerihew Competition. Three huzzahs for Alan! Long may he drink deeply from his nearly one-of-a-kind Squid Victory mug!

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