Poetry: Unholy Sonnet #9
Poetry: Unholy Sonnet #18
Poetry: Unholy Sonnet #9(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
Poetry: Cabin Pressure
Fiction: Last Round
Rant: Wit Inspirations Of The "Two-Year-Olds"
Rant: Advice to Little Girls
Rant: The Danger of Lying in Bed
Rant: My Watch: An Instructive Little Tale
Rant: Information Wanted
Rant: The Curious Republic Of Gondour
Rant: A Memory
Rant: How To Tell A Story
Rant: The Great French Duel (part 1 of 2)
Rant: The Great French Duel (part 2 of 2)
Rant: On the Decay of the Art of Lying (part 1 of 2)
Rant: On the Decay of the Art of Lying (part 2 of 2)
Rant: Some Thoughts on the Science of Onanism
Rant: Dan Murphy or The Irish Are Luckless Bastards, and Their Wives Cheap As Hell!
Rant: About Smells
Rant: The Approaching Epidemic
Rant: A Royal Compliment
Rant: Our Precious Lunatic
Rant: The Wounded Soldier
Rant: Last Words of Great Men
Rant: The Invalid's Story
Rant: Introductory to "Memoranda"
Rant: Sold to Satan
Rant: An Introduction to Pedro Carolino's The New Guide of the Conversation in Portuguese and English
Rant: Some Thoughts on the Science of Onanism(a Poor Mojo's Classic)
Rant: Susie's Letter from Santa
Rant: The United States of Lyncherdom
Rant: Advice to Youth
Fiction: The Story of the Bad Little Boy
Fiction: The Story of the Good Little Boy
Fiction: The Facts Concerning The Recent Carnival Of Crime In Connecticut (part 1 of 2)
Fiction: The Facts Concerning The Recent Carnival Of Crime In Connecticut (part 2 of 2)