Giant Squid:
Notes from the Giant Squid: An Accurate Pre-Accounting of the Temperament, External and Internal, for the Month of OctoBear (An Almanac Item)

Fiction by Gwendolyn Joyce Mintz:
Nobody's Dead Yet

Poetry by Melanie McConnell:
Do Not Disturb

Rants by Lucia Tomato:
My Diva Hospitality Demands