Giant Squid:
Ask the Giant Squid: The Lazy and Ignorant Come Testing Day

Fiction by David Erik Nelson:
Rejected Curios: Joe Louie Armstrong's "Valved Bugle"

Poetry by Mel C. Thompson:
A Wiki-Leaked Document On The Status Of The Giant Squid

Rants by Kevin Vorshak:
Rebuttal To "The Word 'White'" (March 18, 1854)