Giant Squid:
Ask the Giant Squid: Love (and Frenchmen) Be Not Proud

Fiction by Ambrose Bierce:
More Valuable Advice from Ambrose Bierce

Poetry by Emily Dickinson:
Drowning Is Not So Pitiful

Rants by the PMjA Staff:
Page 707 from the Poor Mojo Special Services Exam:
Qualification Exam Relevant for Levels X to OP13