Giant Squid:
Notes From The Giant Squid: Hey Ladies!

Fiction by Terence S. Hawkins:
Tokens of Affection (part 2 of 2)

Poetry by Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld:
The Unknown

Rants by Ambrose Bierce(Abridged in 2003 for Modern Readers and Those with Taste and Grit by Morgan Johnson):
Political Selections from:
THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY (part 2 of 2)