Giant Squid:
Notes From The Giant Squid: T'would be the Dawning of an Age of Aquariums (An Almanac Item)

Fiction by Franz Kafka:
A Report to an Academy: An Interview with the Ape

Poetry by Barry Blumenfeld:
Gesso (from Mommy, part 1 of 5)

Rants by Rob Miller:
OK, So I Totally Stepped In It This Time. Totally.