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February 13, 2008

Lines on the Death of a Pet Dog

Did you know it's been years since I've made a...

Lines on the Death of a Pet Dog

Did you know it's been years since I've made a...

February 06, 2008

If you're watching soccer tonight, you might want to order chinese

No Take-Out for USA Fans Big game tonight.Customer: I grew...

November 27, 2007

Something so predictable it blew my mind when I saw it

I'm just sitting here, emailing some friends and trying...

November 16, 2007

Ghetto euthanasia includes samurai swords

Elliott man faces animal cruelty chargeBrian Scott, 40, of the...

Robots lead roaches

Robotic Roaches Rally Real Roaches If they can do this...

November 13, 2007

Would this be dumber if he'd seen that Simpsons episode, or if he hadn't?

Man used gun to change wheel Shooting at the wheel...

November 08, 2007

Reagan library looted, and nobody even invaded Simi Valley

Reagan library can't fully account for 80,000 artifacts No word...

How to waste your riches from the genetic lottery

Children of doping athletes born with buckets of problemsA recently...

September 13, 2007

Didn't Anthrax Name a Song After This?

Get it? CAT IN A MOSH!...

August 14, 2007

Space Station getting a back yard shed

What do you call a little building, next to a big one, that holds spare parts for the equipment and mechanisms inside the big one?
The Endeavour astronauts are working to robotically install a 7,000-pound equipment storage platform on the international space station today, a complex procedure requiring tight choreography between the shuttle and station robot arms.

August 09, 2007

Russians "revive" Cold War tradition of thermonuclear snaps game

Russia sparks Cold War scramble Gen Androsov said the strategic...

August 02, 2007

America is like your car: a well-engineered masterpiece that you treat like shit

Bridge Collapse Reveals Brittle America: Expert Op-EdThe fact is that...

I'm a Minneapolitan and part of my town fell down yesterday

Just wanted to relate a little story. Last night my...

July 31, 2007

FBI searches home of bridge-building, bribing Senator Stevens

http://www.localnewswatch.com/jordanfalls/stories/index.php?action=fullnews&id=139223 Yeah. That senator from Alaska.
Federal agents with cameras searched the home of U.S. Sen. Ted Stevens amid questions about an oil company official‘s involvement in a 2000 renovation project that doubled the home‘s size, law enforcement officials said. Allen was convicted earlier this year of bribing state lawmakers. He also oversaw the renovation of Stevens‘ home in the ski resort community of Girdwood, contractors involved in the work say.

Bollywood Movie star, gun runner, sentenced after 10 years

Popular Bollywood Star Sentenced to 6 Years in PrisonA popular...

July 24, 2007

Vino doping... Le Tour inches closer to not finishing this year

Vinokourov tests positive; Astana withdraws from Tour I'm probably the...

You can use the bathroom at Jo-Ann Fabrics in Logansport now

In reference to this storyWe made a mistake. We’re very...

July 16, 2007

Can the female mind multiply problems simply by talking about them?

"Co-ruminating" can lead to depression in teen girls: study Survey...

July 13, 2007

Bat for Lashes - What's a Girl To Do?

Bunnymask BMXicans will ride through your nightmares tonight....

July 06, 2007

Beatin' Smeaton set for the weekend

A new 'Braveheart': The man who thumped a terror suspect...

May 31, 2007

Kung Faux

Kung Faux pt 1/3 They turned of embedding, so I...

May 30, 2007

WHO warns against water pipe smoking

WHO warns against water-pipe smoking Settle down everyone. It's the...

May 25, 2007

2008 Nissans: Pointlessly huge, stupid cars, driven by mainly dicks

May 23, 2007

MI man actually convicted of bandwidth theft

Michigan man dodges prison in theft of Wi-Fi 40 hrs...

May 21, 2007

Dirt makes you happy.

Dirt exposure 'boosts happiness' Depressed? Garden! Mountain bike! Mud wrestle!Lung...

May 18, 2007

HAPPY BIKE TO WORK DAY!

Tips For Cyclists - video powered by Metacafe...

May 17, 2007

Thumbnails are fair use

Tiny sex images on Google get okay from court I...

Pop Eats Itself: Phelps to Picket Falwell's Funeral

Star-Telegram.com | 05/17/2007 | Protesters skip soldier's funeral for Falwell's...

May 09, 2007

Battle Dancing Fatality

'Battle dancing' kills Connecticut man It's killing me that they...

May 08, 2007

It's the banks! It's the lenders!

Trading blame for implosion in subprime mortgages I'm moving in...

May 03, 2007

Avoiding Forced Military Service Now Requires Some Spanish Proficiency

... if you catch my drift. Northern exposureThe incidents have...

May 02, 2007

Casa Del Luchador

El Stencil graffiti artisto Peat Wollaeger sprays up his...

April 30, 2007

New Zine for People That Ride Bikes in Cities

New Zine for People That Ride Bikes in Cities There...

April 24, 2007

Yeltsin: Predictably Eulogized

RAISING A GLASS TO YELTSIN THE BOOZER I'd feel bad...

April 23, 2007

Re-elm the world

Minneapolis landscaper wants to "re-elm" America 2 things, Internet....

Headless woman found. Foul play suspected.

Headless Woman Had Been Stabbed To Death Careful, everybody. Her...

This is going to paralyze Dave with laughter.

I am more certain of the above statement than I...

April 20, 2007

Pacemaker robots... wait, isn't a pacemaker a kind of robot already?

Robot created to treat ailing hearts I wish they would...

April 19, 2007

US Attorneys Fired for not watching enough porn?

Salon | The U.S. attorneys scandal gets dirty requires registration...

April 18, 2007

Flintstones-branded antidepressants are on their way

Benefits trump risks for children taking antidepressants: study No comment...

April 17, 2007

Japan offers proof that things don't make sense all over

Nagasaki mayor dies in gangster shooting I'm ready for...

DIY puncture wounds

Nailguns taking out weekend warriors Home improvement. OF DOOM.Since 1991,...

April 16, 2007

Banks exploit private data, world gasps

Lenders Misusing Student DatabaseThe improper searching has grown so pervasive...

April 12, 2007

Ford is sorry. Bush didn't really almost blow himself up. Zing!

Ford apologizes after joke on Bush blows up I guess...

April 11, 2007

Frank Stallone and Jesus Christ called on to mediate boxing dispute

Pray for me, Frank Stallone Awesome. Boxing commissioner gets in...

April 09, 2007

Palm Island: Totally Not A Leper Colony (Anymore)

Troubled island aims to lure tourists Forgive me if...

April 07, 2007

Is the content distribution industry losing the brain fever it's had for 5 years?

After Apple, Microsoft Wants To Sell DRM Free SongsLast year,...

April 05, 2007

How many makes a mob?

Sp!ked | One man is not a mob The "mob"...

Wrestlemania was in Detroit this weekend. Newsflash: Detroit is "unglamorous"

the paper of record, bitch | Flashy Wrestling Shows Grab...

April 04, 2007

Keep the deposit, Liquor Store Guy! I'll call that an investment!

Lansing State Journal | Kegs for cash? The next time...

April 03, 2007

Human Rights Violators of a feather...

| China Strengthens Military Ties With Sudan This week,...

Saudi Reformers Petition King for Elections

Daily Times | Saudi reformers petition king for elections I...

Heroic Measures Get You Injured, Learns Taco Bell Employee

Greensboro News-Record | Taco Bell employee dragged after jumping into...

April 02, 2007

US to SKorea: We'll buy your shirts if you buy our cars

Financial Times | US and S Korea reach landmark trade...