Poor Mojo's Newswire

Dear Giant Squid, Are rental cars a good idea? Regards, Matty Zoran --------- Hey Matty. Rob here. (Who the fuck calls themselves "Matty"? Jarwaun, delete this bit when you publish. In fact, delete everything in the parenthesis. I needs to think aloud as I work and some of this shit ain't meant for publication. I mean, I ain't sayin' the name "Matty" is gay or anything, but if it were a person it'd be pretty fucking gay.) ...

... We sat on her floor, low table between us, cherry tobacco. She wanted to put some music on and was agonizing over the right choice, something to further authenticate the mood, she was torn between Debussy whose ethereal tapestries would be a good fit and chopin whose delicate cadence also bespoke of dreams and who had actually been a good friend of Delcroix. "Put on Bird." ...

... I have hatred in my kitchen and I have light bulbs under the sink I have weeds in my garden and flies on my wall I have a teapot that's empty and a garbage that's full but still I'm not like you ...

... On windy days, you never knew when a girl's dress might blow up and you could get a look at her underwear. So you should always be alert on windy days. I learned that as a kid, and it's still good advice. ...