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January 14, 2009

There is eternal joy in messing with a high school principal

Kids Homoerotically Fuck With The Principal On TV The Darndest Things - Animals On Film - Videogum

The lengths that teenagers will go to pretend that they're not fucking with you while still fucking with you very hard will never not be funny to me (as long as I don't actually have to be around these goons). "What if he drops his wallet and I'm just standing behind him stretching" is genius. "What if we're on the dance floor and he gets really sick all of a sudden with a potentially fatal disease that forces you to get on both knees, and like there's no time to rush him to the hospital, and it just so happens that the medicine he needs to save him is on my cock, excuse me, sir, male genitalia, and he is getting the medicine but he happens to be getting it in time with the music? BUT THAT'S NOT EVEN DANCING, THOUGH, THAT'S JUST MEDICAL ATTENTION."

And the non-sequiturial "have fun at dinner" as they walk out just kills me. "Have fun at dinner" is the "fuck you" of 2009. Write it down. These guys need to cut their hair and get a job. Hosting their own show on television.

Squid Pro Quo

YouTube - Good Eats S5E8P1: Squid Pro Quo Mojonaut Alecks...

January 13, 2009

"Can I videotape you for one second; my friends back home don't believe you're real."

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This is what 1992 was like

The Most Incredibly 1992 Thing.

January 12, 2009

Target Women: Diets

Target Women: Diets // Current

Oh my god this Microsoft Songsmith commercial is the worst thing ever

Nothing Can Prepare You For The Microsoft Songsmith Commercial - Commercials - Videogum

So Microsoft Songsmith is basically the built-in songs in the Casio keyboard? This is a do-it-yourself Wesley Willis kit if I ever saw one. Rock over London. Rock on Chicago.

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Hilarious fatal head-on collision

YouTube - News Reporter Laughing at Death

Joe the Plumber the War Reporter is a complete moron

Joe Plumber: Media Shouldn't Report War

January 11, 2009

The Remnants -- web pilot featuring ZeFrank(!!!)

The Remnants from John August on Vimeo. Back during the...

January 09, 2009

Pixies: Alec Eiffel and high res bookmarklet

This YouTube video was coveted to high resolution quickly and painlessly using TechRecipes' bookmarklet. Just drag the bookmarklet into your toolbar, find the YouTube video, click the bookmarket and viola! Enhanced picture and sound. I was signing this little ditty all night for some reason.... YouTube - Pixies - Alec Eiffel

The Greatest Werewolf Transformations of All Time

SCI FI Wire: We compare Lycans with the best werewolf transformations of all time

This is research.

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James Brown gives dance lessons

James Brown Dance Lesson

Damn that man can dance.

A Bit of Fry and Laurie -- The Department

A Bit of Fry and Laurie - The Department

January 08, 2009

This isn't sarcasm, I have a speech impediment

YouTube - Sarcasm at its best, or worst.

Fully Flared: Skating through explosions

YouTube - Fully Flared Intro - High Definition

What the fuck, Japan?

Japanese girl slip n slide

A human slip-n-slide made out of bikini-clad girls.

January 07, 2009

Video: BART cop murders restrained man

BART officer shoots restrained, unarmed man in the back.

I've been on the fence about posting this for the past week, but every time I see a story in a local paper dismissing this transit cop's actions I get furious. So here it is. White BART cop shoots restrained and cooperative african-american guy in the back.

At first the cops said the man had been resisting arrest, like that makes it okay to shoot him in the back. Now they're saying that he meant to fire his taser at the cooperative, restrained man, as if that's better somehow.

Happy new year.

January 06, 2009

"Today, Owning a pet is all about creating an Internet celebrity"

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