Oh fuck you guys. I know what this is. We're an overextended empire reveling in our decadence and ignorance. And now people are wearing towel togas. It's just like all the nay-sayers have been nay-saying: we have become ROME! I guess this means we have orgies and vomitorium infomercials showing up sometime next month, if my America-is-Rome-reborn-but-not-really calendar is at all accurate.