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July 24, 2008

Genie's Weenies

The Hot Librarian | Brad Hamilton does some food shopping

So I was walking out of the grocery store today at around 10 AM and I saw this guy sitting in a van next to my vehicle. He was shaking something energetically, something I believed to be a bottle or can and errr noooooooo, that was not a bottle so much as that was his penis. He was wanking forcefully in his front seat, very very forcefully and with much conviction. He seemed to be of the belief that if one is going to wank, one puts one's back into it. He was masturbating the way a baseball player should hit - he followed through. He wasn't tenderly making love to himself, he was truly punching clowns. The very best part of this story, besides the boon of unexpected penis, is the van he was sitting in was emblazoned with the logo for some sort of hot dog business named Genie's Weenies.

Posted in The Erotic(k) and Pornographic(k). Posted by Alan at 12:45 AM | Permalink

I hadn’t yet read anything that said, “A 33-year-old woman who nursed her kid had the slamminest tits I’d ever seen.”

Blog of a Bookslut | I hadn’t really thought about the lack of normal bodies in erotica until last night.

I guess I just assumed because it’s erotica and in book form, it would be a bit smarter than the average porn. Plus it’s called erotica. So sexy, so smart. And I just glossed over the fact that inevitably all of the bodies I read about were firm and slender or bouncy and smooth. I hadn’t yet read anything that said, “A 33-year-old woman who nursed her kid had the slamminest tits I’d ever seen.” Of course, if I did read that, I might have an aneurysm out of pure joy. And then, last night, I was reading Rachel Kramer Bussell’s newest anthology, Spanked: Red Cheeked Erotica. Bussell is, hands down, my favorite sex writer. She’s just wonderful. And I was very excited to read this anthology, even if spanking is not my thing, maybe it could be because Bussell always portrays sex as delicious, wonderful, and fun.

Click through for excerpts.

Posted in The Erotic(k) and Pornographic(k). Posted by Alan at 12:38 AM | Permalink

July 11, 2008

The greatest Craiglist personal of all time

Best Craigslist personal ever on Flickr - Photo Sharing!

*Big thanks to Savage Jeff Lester for the screencap*

Posted in The Erotic(k) and Pornographic(k). Posted by Mojo at 02:17 PM | Permalink

July 09, 2008

Gallery: Snack Foods That Sound Like Sex Acts

Snack Foods That Sound Like Sex Acts - a set on Flickr

yes, I bwah-hah-hahed.

(via Scott Beale)

Posted in The Erotic(k) and Pornographic(k). Posted by Mojo at 07:19 PM | Permalink

June 18, 2008

A beginner's guide to Spore Porn

NSFW: A Beginners Guide To Sporn | Rock, Paper, Shotgun

The Goatse beast. Click through for dozens more.

Posted in The Erotic(k) and Pornographic(k). Posted by Mojo at 05:53 PM | Permalink

June 16, 2008

This man really loves Cheetos

Posted in The Erotic(k) and Pornographic(k). Posted by Mojo at 10:34 PM | Permalink

June 12, 2008

Is it art? Is it lunch? "the great shit debate of the 21st century"

Photo: Judge Alex Kozinski, 9th Circuit Court of Appeals (via Defamer) via | The Reverse Cowgirl | "Who Watches the Porn Watchers?" I Do.

Balk asked me to write something about The Scat Video Case That Has EVERBODY Talking! So, I did. It's "Who Watches the Porn Watchers?"

"Without a doubt, whether or not Laurie's Toilet Show is art is highly debatable, but Isaacs has found himself center stage in what appears to be the great shit debate of the 21st century. From CNN to the New York Times to the Times of London, the only-in-America tale of the pervert judge presiding over the obscenity trial taking place in the home of the movie making business has captivated the world."

You have to appreciate an editor who lets you get away with referencing the "great shit debate of the 21st century." Not everyone, you know, understands.

Posted in The Erotic(k) and Pornographic(k). Posted by Alan at 11:00 PM | Permalink