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October 30, 2008

Violet Blue: How To Make Love Like A Zombie

How To Make Love Like A Zombie / Violet Blue tells how to get it on like the living dead

Every Halloween, I'm reminded of my friend who works in a local discount fabric store. It never fails that a week before the 31st, co-eds start coming in looking for help with their costumes. They tell her, "I want to be a nurse...but sexy!" Or, "I want to be Cruella DeVille...but sexy!" My friend finally regained hope for the human race when one day a young woman came in and said she wanted to be a cactus. Until the customer added..."But sexy!"

I have a remedy for all of this. They should really all go die.

Think about it (while you still can). When you're a zombie, you're just not in control of your urges. Or the rips and tears in your clothing. What you lack in speed and agility, you make up for in determination -- like looking for living morsels to wrap your lips around and nibble a little. You have an innate "can-do" attitude, and you can "do" anyone who looks tasty. Or slow. Or injured.

October 20, 2008

Google Maps + Craigslist Casual Encounters = HookUpMaps

violet blue :: open source sex | google maps mates with casual encounters

Via Violet Blue comes the report on this tool which pairs up the best map functionality around with crowd-sourced booty calls.

I’ve been waiting for something like this — the clever people at hookupmaps took Craigslist’s Casual Encounters and Google Maps, rubbed them together until smoke started coming out of the unholy union, and made a fabulous combination. Go to your city/location, click a filter (m4f, etc.), play with listings and you can even use satellite view if you’re wondering what the terrain looks like around your potential rendez-vous with “MASC HAIRY lkng for dirty minded ANY RACE for ASS FUCKING” or “Horny in the Haight.”