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August 01, 2011

This is just a completely NSFW ad for Skittles

Seriously, don't watch this at work.

Skittles - Newlyweds - Dir. Cousins [Not affiliated with Wrigley or Skittles. Contains explicit content not suitable for minors] from Cousins on Vimeo.

[Video] Newlyweds – Not A Skittles Commercial | violet blue -- :: open source sex

July 12, 2011

Reasons to Love San Francisco #1,023: sexy geeky parties

One of our local roving sexy party groups is hosting a D&D-themed night called, "Dungeons and Drag Queens." Hw can you not love that? MISSION CONTROL
DRESS CODE: Hobbits! Dwarves, gamers, DROW DOMINATRIX! Chaotic Evil Half-Elf Clerics, Teen Fantasy Barbarian Queen Marauders, Ren Faire garb! World of Warcraft! ELFQUEST! (Dwarven women have beards too?) Kinky Sauron, Sexy ENTS??, Galadriel & Arwen (yes, YOU), Forest Elves, Hermione, High Drag Elves, Orcs of The White Hand! and Wizards, ‘Freaks and Geeks’, role playing nerds, Hogwarts Students, VOLDEMORT! (there, i said it), Druids (nobody knew who they were, go wild), Samwise Gamgee (TOTALLY gay), 30th Level Paladin with a 20 Talking “Sword”, Psionic Warriors, Aragorn, BEHOLDERS!, SUCCUBI and LAMIA! (look it up) Assassins, Magic Users, Cloaks, Gandalf, Dumbledore, Luna Lovegood (HOT!) Elven Crowns, RuneStaffs, 20 sided dice, ‘hot pockets’, JOLT cola, chainmail, taped glasses, acne, awkward self loathing…

June 30, 2011

I’m Gonna Need You to Fight Me On This: How Violent Sex Helped Ease My PTSD

This is a brave piece. How Violent Sex Helped Ease My PTSD - Media - GOOD
It was my research editor who told me it was completely nuts to willingly get fucked at gunpoint. That's what she called me when I told her the story. We were drunk and in a karaoke bar, so at the time I came up with only a wounded face and a whiny, "I'm not completely nuuuuts!" Upon further consideration, a more explanative response probably would have been something like: Well. You had to be there. "There" would be Haiti, where I'd just spent two weeks covering the one-year anniversary of the earthquake that shook the country into ugly chaos. There, a local regular at my hotel restaurant who is not accustomed to taking no for an answer had gotten desperate. After proposing for the 87th time that I have intercourse with him, he was grasping for anything that might change my mind, trying eventually, wildly, "We can do this at gunpoint if that sells it for you." And actually, it did, yeah. There are a lot of guns in Haiti. Guns on security guards in front of banks and gas stations. Guns on kidnappers who make a living snatching rich people, guns on rich people who are afraid of kidnappers. Guns on the gang-raping monsters who prowl the flimsy encampments of the earthquake homeless. Guns in the hands of the 12,000 United Nations peacekeepers, who sometimes draw them too quickly in civilians' faces and always sling them carelessly across their laps in the back of UN trucks, barrels pointed inadvertently at your face while you drive behind them in traffic. On that reporting trip, I'd been fantasizing about precisely what the local guy proposed, my back against a wall or a mattress with a friendly gun to my throat. But the plan was vetoed about as soon as it was hatched, when I asked him if his firearm had a safety and he said no. Like I say: I am not completely nuts. . . .

June 22, 2011

Did you know that San Jose has nude coffee houses?

San Jose Has Nudie Coffee Shops: SFist
Angry housewives have come unglued in the South Bay as San Jose continues to allow nearly-nude coffee shops to operate in full glory. Shameless! One particular coffee joint, Cafe Quyen, boasts "scantily clad women" serving lattes, dancing, and so much more. CBS 5 reports: "Recently, cell phone video of the waitresses was shot inside Cafe Quyen near Tully and King Roads in San Jose. The cafe is in Councilwoman Madison Nguyen’s district, who said angry wives often send her the videos with the hope she could do something." This Yelp review for Cafe Quyen, masterfully penned by qurth y., says it all: "Yowzers. I think I jizzed in my trousers. Crowd was mainly sketchy older sleazebags. A lot of skin and flesh jiggling. Some of the bare-istas had nice tattoos. Cool design. I want to go back, but I'm afraid I'll blast in my pants again." Delightful. And Cafe Quyen isn't the only one. Scores of other caffeine houses of sin have popped up all over San Jose, showing a growing epidemic of ecdysiast-baristas looking to make an extra buck. However, none of the women go full frontal since that's illegal. Alas. . . .