Modern Robots Have All the Pathos of the Best Ancient Greek Drama . . .
. . . all crammed into a total running time...
Nutshell version: The Something Awful Goonfleet destroyed their only rivals in the game, Band of Brothers by bribing a head man in the BoB corporation into secretly dissolving the corporation and transferring all the assets to the Goonfleet.
This brings up the question: is it possible for the Goons to actually destroy EVE online from within?
Literally, Band of Brothers is no more. They got a spy into the executor corp at director level, kicked out every corp, stole all the assets they could lay their hands on, and altered standings so that everyone will start shooting everyone else. And then they closed the alliance, and created a new corporation called Band of Brothers with the same corp ticker, so they can't even have the old alliance name back.
The Aeolus, a pedal-powered helium-inflated airship that can stay aloft for two weeks at a time. Comfortably holds two to four people. And looks completely awesome.
As you may have seen in our earlier post, MS Songsmith in an application will create music lines based upon how you sing. To test it some geniuses on the internet took the vocal tracks from Van Halen's "Jump" and The Police's "Roxanne." Hilarity ensues.
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We're used to suspending a little bit of belief when it comes to the games we play. Off-Road Velociraptor Safari, however, really tests the limits. You play a raptor driving a jeep with a spiky ball and chain attached to the rear. Your goal is to chase down other raptors and throw them into a teleporter that sends them to the future. At this point it's a good idea to throw intellectual understanding out the window, because this game is all about hitting dinosaurs with cars for points.
Just in time for Macworld, via Violet Blue's Techyum.
ArsTechnica says it seems to have affected all owners of the 30 gig model, and hit no matter what you were doing at the moment
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