Oregon man protests TSA search by stripping
TSA: Wants to See You Naked, Complains When You Get That Way - Lowering the Bar
A 49-year-old Portland man on his way to San Jose was arrested last night after he took off all his clothes at a checkpoint in what he said was a protest against security procedures. John Brennan, whose name I'm using in hopes that he will become a national hero, told the San Jose Mercury News that he did not feel especially harassed by the TSA workers in question, but had stripped to protest the whole process.
"They are just doing their job," Brennan said, "and as a citizen of the U.S. I'm doing my job to protect my constitutional rights to privacy [among others]."
Brennan had declined to walk through one of the TSA's body scanners, which he has the right to do (I personally have declined every time and so have never walked through one). A patdown does follow that decision, and TSA workers administered one, as well as one of those pretend explosive tests. When they said Brennan has tested positive for nitrates, he decided he'd had enough, and proceeded to demonstrate that he was not carrying a bomb or anything else under his clothes.
Of course, the same people who had previously wanted him to walk though a scanner that would let them see under his clothes then objected when he let them see under his clothes. They called police, who also objected, but by this point it had become a protest. "I stuck by my guns," Brennan said. He said that the Oregon Supreme Court has ruled that nudity is protected speech, and especially in this context he's almost certainly right. See "Strip Club Teases Small Oregon City," ABC News.com (Oct. 22, 2008) (discussing that court's "liberal rulings on obscenity"). Brennan is well aware of this, so others in his vicinity might also want to be. "I know that public nudity is one of my [protected] forms of protest," he said, "and I carry that in my back pocket."
So to speak.