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July 14, 2008

Delaware town full of provincial, backward crybabies invites John Waters to its first-ever performing arts festival. Hilarity ensues.

bilde.jpeg None of these people have HBO? None of these people has porn in their cache? None of these people have ever paid to see a transvestite eat dogshit off the sidewalk? Deleware Online | Is Middletown ready for John Waters?
Organizers of the first Unicity Festival, a daylong celebration of the performing arts set for Aug. 2, were scrambling this week after some town officials and residents pro-tested that top billing was given to controversial filmmaker John Waters.... "I find that delightful!" Waters said from Provincetown, Mass. "I love the fact that anyone thinks my words will be carried on the wind and contaminate somebody's cookout."... "My main thing is I'm against separatism, so I think I'm the perfect speaker for this," Waters said Thursday..., "Anytime the town has to have guards at the door to protect the perverts, that's not something for Middletown," Kelly said. "I'm disgusted with it." As a pervert, Waters said, he's comforted by Kelly's stance. "This thing kind of got bigger than any of us realized," said Councilman Jason Faulkner. "The idea of the event could be a positive thing." Skrobot, who owns the Country Corner gift shop on Main Street, agrees. "We want this to be a yearly thing and we don't want this controversy to overshadow it," she said. Heath, a father of four children ages 7 to 19, says he has nothing against Waters as an artist. "He's the king of bad taste and he's got a right to be. I just don't feel this is the most appropriate lineup," he said. "This is my little town that I'm raising my kids in."... "I'm not bringing my kids to hear John Waters," said Middletown resident Stefanie Jaye, a jazz musician who'll perform at the Unicity Festival. "But I am going to hear some of the musicians that I respect. I'm blessed to be a part of Middletown. Let's let this be an adult event."

July 12, 2008

"How many of you expect to die?"

mortality.jpgNYT Blogs | The New Old Age | "How many of you expect to die?"
On the screen above the dais, she showed graphs describing the three most common ways that old people die and the trajectory and duration of each scenario. Cancer deaths, which peak at age 65, usually come after many years of good health followed by a few weeks or months of steep decline, according to Dr. Lynn’s data. The 20 percent of Americans who die this way need excellent medical care during the long period of high functioning, she said, and then hospice support for both patient and family during the sprint to death. Deaths from organ failure, generally heart or lung disease, peak among patients 10 years older, killing about one in four Americans around age 75 after a far bumpier course. These patients’ lives are punctuated by bouts of severe illness alternating with periods of relative stability. At some point rescue attempts fail, and then death is sudden. What these patients and families need, Dr. Lynn said, is consistent disease management to head off crises, aggressive intervention at the first hint of trouble and advance planning for how to manage the final emergency. The third option, death following extended frailty and dementia, is everyone’s worst nightmare, an interminable and humiliating series of losses for the patient, and an exhausting and potentially bankrupting ordeal for the family. Approximately 40 percent of Americans, generally past age 85, follow this course, said Dr. Lynn, and the percentage will grow with improvements in prevention and treatment of cancer, heart disease and pulmonary disease.

Patton Oswalt's address to the 2008 graduating class of his alma mater, Broad Run High School

Hilarious and moving. Waxy wins again. pattonoswalt.com |
I’m being paid for this, right? Oh, wait, there’s some advice, right off the bat – always get paid. If you make enough money in this world you can smoke pot all day and have people killed. I’m sorry, that was irresponsible. You shouldn’t have people killed. Boom! Marijuana endorsement eleven seconds into my speech! Too late to cancel me now! ... A week before I graduated high school I had dinner, in Leesburg, with a local banker who was giving me a partial scholarship. ... And then this banker – clean-shaven, grey suit and vest – you’d never look twice at him on the street – he told me about The Five Environments. He leans forward, near the end of the dinner, and he says to me, “There are Five Environments you can live in on this planet. There’s The City. The Desert. The Mountains. The Plains. And The Beach. You can live in combinations of them. Maybe a city in the desert, or in the mountains by the ocean. Or you could choose just one. Out in the plains somewhere, perhaps. “But you need to get out there and travel, and figure out where you thrive. ... And I missed the banker’s lesson. 100%, I completely missed it. In my defense, he didn’t even know he was teaching it. Telling me about the 5 Environments and urging me to travel? That was advice. It wasn’t a lesson. Advice is everywhere in this world. Your friends, family, teachers and strangers are all happy to give it. A lesson is yours and yours alone. Some of them take years to recognize and utilize. My lesson was this – experience, and reward and glory are meaningless unless you’re open and present with the people you share them with in the moment.