Typical classy Australian behavior: "Look at this, I'm tittie-fucking your mother!"
via | The Australian | Nathan Rees minister Matt Brown resigns over simulated sex with MP
NSW Police Minister Matt Brown resigned in disgrace last night after it was revealed he had danced semi-naked on a couch and simulated a sex act on a female Labor MP during a drunken party in Parliament House....
A witness told The Australian Mr Brown stripped down to his "very brief" underpants and danced to loud "Oxford Street-style" techno music on a green leather Chesterfield couch he had recently ordered for his office.
The witness said Mr Brown "mounted the chest" of Wollongong MP Noreen Hay.
The witness said Mr Brown called out to Ms Hay's adult daughter during the performance: "Look at this, I'm tittie-f..king your mother!"
That's the kind of cop I want -- the one who can see my point of view when I'm nicked for drunkenly dry-humping people at random.
