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    59-year-old Philadelphia man caught using tarot cards to trick teens into sex

    A third teen says man tricked her into sex | Philadelphia Daily News | 07/02/2009
    A 15-year-old girl told a jury yesterday that Hector Ayala, 59, a man she once considered family, tricked her into having sex by saying that it would ward off misfortune and help make wishes come true. The girl is the third to testify at trial that Ayala, who is charged with rape, aggravated sexual assault and several related offenses, fooled her into sex by invoking untold mysticism. She said that when she was 13, Ayala read her Tarot cards and said that he saw bad luck in her near future. He told her that it could be averted if she allowed him to perform oral sex on her.

    Posted in (K)ulture - Religion and the Ephemeral. Posted by Mojo at 03:15 PM |

    The New York Times is actually bitching now that the world has dirt in it

    Soil and the City - NYTimes.com Have they completely gone crazy? All the things wrong in the world, and they decide to complain that owning white furntiture can be difficult?

    JAYNE MICHAELS, an interior designer who lives on East 57th Street in Manhattan, throws open her windows every chance she gets. “I need light and air in my life,” said Ms. Michaels, who favors gauzy fabrics in pale colors. But breezes carry dirt, especially in New York, so once every six months Ms. Michaels pays about $400 to have her sofas, chairs, chaises and rugs shampooed. It’s another price of living in New York: call it the dirt tax. The dirt tax appears in cleaning costs, replacement costs and even the inability of New York homeowners to consider certain finishes and fabrics because they’re just not practical.

    Posted in (K)ulture. Posted by Mojo at 03:12 PM |

    Gay sailor found murdered on San Diego base

    Camp Pendleton sailor found dead on base But y'know, Don't Ask, Don't Tell doesn't really hurt anyone. Right? Right?
    CAMP PENDLETON — A person was being held in connection with the suspected homicide of a 29-year-old sailor who was found in a Camp Pendleton guard shack, Navy officials said yesterday. The body of Seaman August Provost of Houston was discovered about 3:30 a.m. Tuesday on the western edge of the base, said Doug Sayers, a spokesman for Navy Region Southwest. An autopsy was completed yesterday, but authorities were waiting for results of toxicology tests to determine the cause of death. A “person of interest” was being held in the brig at Miramar Marine Corps Air Station. No charges have been filed. The death has local gay activists calling for an investigation into whether Provost was slain because of his sexual orientation. “We're definitely monitoring this, and trust and hope the military will investigate this in the professional way it should,” said Nicole Murray-Ramirez, chairman of San Diego's Human Rights Commission.
    (via Dorian)

    Posted in (K)ulture. Posted by Mojo at 02:09 PM |

    "Is she not supposed to play princess?"

    Sweet Juniper! I love this.
    The mother of one of my daughter's friends asks, "Is she not supposed to play princess?" I have never told my daughter she couldn't play princesses. We may have had a few conversations about how princesses aren't good role models, but I've NEVER said she couldn't pretend to be one. Apparently while playing at her friend's house, my daughter whispered, "My dad doesn't like princesses. He says they're lazy goodfornothings." Then she proceeded to pull one of those prefabricated princess gowns over her torso and said, "I'll just tell him I was being a fairy." This pleases me, because it shows she is beginning to understand that her highly-opinionated father can be quite difficult, though easily appeased by doing whatever it is he doesn't approve of once well out of sight. This will prove a useful skill as the years go on. When told this happened, I felt a tinge of guilt. Then the other little girl stood up and said to my daughter, "I AM THE BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS. You must do my bidding. Go and fetch me the finest flower in the land." My daughter reacted with a look of incredulity that could only be translated as, "Fuck that, dude." Or, perhaps less crudely, "My father was right: princesses are bossy and not very nice." She refused the quest, and the princess sulked.

    Posted in (K)ulture. Posted by Mojo at 01:52 PM |

    Arizona Senate approves law allowing concealed firearms in bars

    Arizona approves bill allowing guns in bars - Life- msnbc.com
    PHOENIX - The Arizona Senate has given final approval to a bill that would allow people with concealed weapons permits to carry a gun into a business that serves alcohol. The 19-8 vote completes legislative action on the bill and sends it to Republican Gov. Jan Brewer. She has not said whether she will sign it, but she has long been a supporter of gun rights. The measure has pitted powerful groups representing gun and bar owners against each other, sparking a debate about whether guns and alcohol can coexist without bloodshed.

    Posted in (K)ulture. Posted by Mojo at 02:16 AM |

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