Just enjoyed Mr. Smith's verbose form of performance art at Ann Arbor's Michigan Theater, a surprise birthday present from the missus. He signed some kid's asscheek, explained his six-month post-Zack and Miri Make a Porno nervous breakdown and how Wayne Gretzky showed him the way out. Also, it turns out that marijuana addiction is not only fun, but makes one a much more productive writer.
He may or may not be your sort of entertainer (he is mine), but you must hand it to the man for starting out with nothing but parental love and a fist full of credit and ending up being able to pull $65,000 in tickets out of a state in the midst of a recession. Clearly, hard work and dick jokes are the keys to success.
Thanks for answering my question, Kevin, and for being the guy that didn't give up.
Kevin Smith available now: Smodcast with Scott Mosier. Available Feb. 2010: A Couple of Dicks with Bruce Willis.
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