Breaking In: Just Add Zombies! — pinkraygun.com
The bodies in all the boarded abandoned homes come to life and start ravaging East Baltimore. The paper gets word of the increased body count, but decides that it is not newsworthy because they have to devote five pages of coverage to a cat caught up a tree in an upper middle class neighborhood.
When Burrell hears about the problem, he decides that since the bodies are moving, they ain’t dead, so they go back and alter the murder count. The stats now show that Baltimore has the lowest crime rate in last twenty years! Based on this stellar performance, Mayor Royce is reelected.
Back in Mexico, Omar learns that Butchie has been taken out by zombies. Armed with his sawed-off shotgun, he comes to town to avenge Butchie’s death… and rids the town of the zombie invasion. Now the police force is faced with an astronomical body count and Royce’s job is on the line. But when they learn of Omar’s involvement, they take him in and book him as a serial murderer. The murder solve rate is the highest in twenty years! Based on the stellar work of his police force, Mayor Royce runs for governor and wins.