#2 @NathanFillion: When you were drunk at the Serenity wrap party, you signed a lifetime contract to appear in all of my work. Just FYI.
#3 Fox wants me to pitch my show to the trades. Too lazy. Told them to copy-and-paste the standard “band of lovable misfits” bit.
#4 How do I write women so well? A night of “What Not to Wear” on TV and a couple of Appletinis before sitting down to the typewriter. Bliss.
#5 Brainstorm! New premise: Old West meets deep sea ocean exploration in the future. And everyone curses in Russian.
#6 My perfect woman: the grace of @SummerGlau, the passion of @ElizaDushku, and the sparkling eyes of @NathanFillion.
#7 Just saw Cloverfield. Could have used a few musical numbers to liven it up.
#8 Stylist out of town. Frustrated. This hair doesn’t dishevel itself!
#9 @SMG Really? Scooby-Doo and Harvard Man, but no Buffy movie? Really?
#10 Had same nightmare again. People almost discover Serenity and Alien 4 are the same film. Forced to distract them with more lesbians.