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September 30, 2008

Mitten Mojonauts: The ACLU Offers Tips for Michigan Voters

Short version here, long version after the jump:
Fact: You have the right to vote without photo ID in Michigan Fact: You have the right to vote in Michigan if you are an ex-felon. Fact: You have the right to vote if your home is in foreclosure Fact: You have the right to vote if you wear campaign gear to the polls Fact: You have the right to be free of intimidation or harassment at the polls
(Disclosure: I've been a card-carrying pinko faggot Jew ACLU co-conspirator for about 8 years. Although I've become increasingly annoyed by their occasionally shoddy reasoning in recent years, I still support the basic project: Protecting and expanding our freedoms as Americans.)
Fact: You have the right to vote without photo ID in Michigan Just ask to sign the affidavit form at the polls. Michigan's new photo ID law allows registered voters who don't have photo identification, or those who have forgotten to bring photo ID, to vote by signing a form at the polls stating they are not in possession of photo ID. Voters without ID need to know their right to vote because Michigan cities are getting this wrong. Shortly before the August 2008 primary election, both the cities of Allen Park and Grand Blanc sent newsletters to city residents stating the need for photo ID with no mention of the affidavit form for those without ID. The Secretary of State estimates that approximately 370,000 Michigan residents have no form of photo identification. Fact: You have the right to vote in Michigan if you are an ex-felon. Even those still on probation or parole can register and cast their vote on Election Day. Michigan law only prohibits those serving a sentence on election day from voting. People in jail awaiting trial or sentencing may vote by absentee ballot, and those who have been released but who are on probation or parole may vote after registering. Fact: You have the right to vote if your home is in foreclosure The Michigan State Department of Elections is informing poll workers statewide that voters with homes in foreclosure may not lose their right to vote nor be challenged on their right to vote. Those who have moved from their homes may vote in the same precinct up to 60 days after they have left that address. Fact: You have the right to vote if you wear campaign gear to the polls You cannot lose your right to vote if you wear a t-shirt, hat, button or other garb endorsing a candidate or an issue into the polling place. You will, however, be asked to remove these items by a poll worker or risk misdemeanor charges. Any and all campaign materials, including apparel, must be a minimum of 100 ft. outside of the polling place at all times. Fact: You have the right to be free of intimidation or harassment at the polls Voters should not be intimidated or discouraged from voting by questions like, "Have you paid your rent?" or "Have you paid your child support?" During the last presidential election, ACLU heard stories of voter intimidation like these occurring in precincts with low-income and African American voters. If voters are harassed or intimidated by anyone at the polling place, they should tell a poll worker immediately and call the Election Protection Hotline at 1-866-OUR-VOTE, a joint project of state and national civil rights organizations, including the ACLU of Michigan.

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September 29, 2008

When You Stop and Think About It, You Can't Help But Wonder Why All the Flags Aren't at Half-Staff All the Time

An anonymous Mojonaut writes: A sailor from my command was...

September 24, 2008

Nicole Kidman Credits Waterfall for Flurry of Pregnancies

I, on the other hand, credit the juxtaposition of penises...

September 23, 2008

$1.3 Billion Poem

via | The Onion, America's Finest News Source | National Endowment For The Arts Funds Construction Of $1.3 Billion Poem
WASHINGTON—The National Endowment for the Arts announced Monday that it has begun construction on a $1.3 billion, 14-line lyric poem—its largest investment in the nation's aesthetic- industrial complex since the $850 million interpretive-dance budget of 1985. "America's metaphors have become strained beyond recognition, our nation's verses are severely overwrought, and if one merely examines the internal logic of some of these archaic poems, they are in danger of completely falling apart," said the project's head stanza foreman Dana Gioia. "We need to make sure America's poems remain the biggest, best-designed, best-funded poems in the world."

September 10, 2008

I'm Just Glad That Someone's Keeping on Top of this "Visible Spectrum is Rainbows" Issue

What I want to know is what the hell...