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Disruptive jerks find new way to be complete jerks about parking in San Francisco

Have you been moving your car for free like a sucker? Why not use this douchebag app and sell your parking space to some rich schmuck before you drive off to the Mission?

New App Innovates New Way For People In SF To Be Dicks Via Parking

San Francisco is a lovely city, but it's getting a pretty nasty problem with douchebag infestation, and this new app, MonkeyParking, sure as shit isn't helping. Essentially, the app lets you auction off whatever public parking spot you find. You know, just like a real monkey, only more of a greedy asshole.

There's so many problems with this idea, even upon just the tiniest bit of reflection. Can you even, legally, "rent" a publicly-owned land like a parking space? Won't this just make the parking situation worse as greedy or desperate people would just roam around taking all the good spots and holding them until they get the money they want? Can't you assholes just knock it the fuck off and not try to "monetize" everything?