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If famous directors hosted sex parties

Read the whole thing. It's a hoot.

The Amazing Exploding Woman • Iris Explosion went to a sex party and spent the whole time talking about what kinds of sex parties different film directors would throw

Spielberg: childish, wonderful glee for many years, everyone has a blast. Gets old, hosts one so bad you never want to fuck again.

Michael Bay: you pay to sit in an arena to watch conventionally attractive people do missionary while fireworks go off.

Zack Snyder: if you're a woman, you get to stand in a corner wearing lingerie, not talking. He tells you how empowered you are.
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