Accelerated Christian Education is why we need to keep the church out of our education system
"This is what happens when you leave education to people for whom religious conversion is everything and learning is a distant afterthought."
I'm pretty sure all my students would get As, too, if my multiple choice questions had three nonsense answers and one legit one. This is a joke, but not a funny one. In schools all over the world--including America and the UK--this is considered top shelf work. 6,000 schools use this to make their charges dumb and unready for the world.