Poor Mojo's Almanac(k) Classic issue #106 (published October 31, 2002) "Using colons correctly."
So, we first ran this issue of PMjA in 2002 and, man, some stuff has changed a little. #whoa
Poor Mojo's Almanac(k) Classic issue #106 (published October 31, 2002)
Using colons correctly.
Giant Squid: Ask The Giant Squid: What Has Love Got To Do, Got To Do With It? by the Giant Squid
I have the biggest crush in the world on my 7th hour Trig teacher, and I think it's going to kill me.
She's really nice and all— like patient and funny and all that. But, also, she's just so totally freaking hot it just about makes your eyes tear up. For real. She has dark eyes and dark brown, almost reddish, hair and this smile that's real low-key and sharp at the edges, just a little upturned at the edges.
And her figure— man! It's just, like . . . it's just too much. She's got these totally perfect boobs that . . . well, like, this one time, she was wearing this loose white blouse, and one of the buttons had come undone and when she leaned down to talk me through this really crazy story problem . . .
Fiction: The Woodpecker and Blossom Hit the Road, part 3 of 4 by Jonathan Farlow
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Poetry: A Lobster is a Tree by G. Chartrand and L. Lesniak
vertices produces a caterpillar.
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Rant: The Last Time I Saw bin Laden by David Pacheco
I told Ridge about the last time I saw Osama.
Osama and I go way back. Way, way back. Back even before the last time he hated the U.S. before they trained him and gave him money and then he liked them and now he hates them again. We've never been particularly close, mostly because of the religious differences (he's an Extreme Fundamentalist Muslim, whereas I think women are human beings). But still, he calls me every time he's in town, we hang.
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