Texas genetics firm claims it has Bigfoot DNA and that bigfoots are genetically part angel, or something
You might ask, "Where did they get a sample of sasquatch DNA?" And the answer is: from a crazy lady in Michigan who feeds sasquatches blueberry bagels every day. Or maybe they are possums? The point is, bigfoot is a human-angel hybrid and should be able to eat all the damn bagels he wants.
Ketchum writes that there are aspects of the Bigfoot nuclear subhuman DNA that she cannot find in any DNA database, and according to her, this means that the DNA is not of this Earth. In the paper, she reportedly refers to this as “angel DNA.” Whether she is trying to say that it is from angels literally or whether this is her way of saying that it’s from outer space, I do not know.
Hersom was reportedly disappointed in the paper and averred that while this may be true, no scientific journal on Earth is going to publish anything about “angel DNA.” I would certainly agree with that statement. Sure, maybe there is “angel DNA” in the Bigfoots. For all I know, this may be true. But on the other hand, of course no journal will touch this with a 10-foot pole.