Poor Mojo's Almanac(k) Classic issue #148 (published August 21, 2003): "A hall pass for Nirvana."
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Poor Mojo's Almanac(k) Classic issue #148 (published August 21, 2003)
A hall pass for Nirvana.
Giant Squid: Notes From The Giant Squid: Hey Ladies! by the Giant Squid
Why do I always pick one of two women:
B- Women with boyfriends
C- Red heads
and how do I avoid this conundrum?
I assume it's a curse from my fore-fathers, who were sea-faring vikings, for I have fallen many times also for the red-haired fiery women of Irish and Scandinavian descent. Please help me.
Your Dear Admirer And Loyal Companion,
Of initial mostforth interest to me, in this query, is that you begin by announcing a problem two-parted, and then name three parts of that two, going one in excess, in parts, of the named size of the whole. This confused greatly, until I recalled my own treatise brief and true on the matters of numbers, their significancies. . . .
Fiction: Tokens of Affection (part 2 of 2) by Terence S. Hawkins
Poetry: The Unknown by Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld
There are known knowns.
There are things we know we know. . . .
Rant: Political Selections from:
THE DEVIL'S DICTIONARY (part 2 of 2) by Ambrose Bierce(Abridged in 2003 for Modern Readers and Those with Taste and Grit by Morgan Johnson)
LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.
LIAR, n. A lawyer with a roving commission. . . .