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FYI, if you search for "nun lap dance vatican," Google suggests "teen lap dance vatican"

C'mon, Google; mind out of the gutter, please.

Anyway, I was looking for this article after hearing it noted on NPR: Pope orders closure of Monastery after lap-dancing nun performance | Irish News | IrishCentral

This pic from the article makes it look amateurishly risque:

While the video on the same article really makes clear that her work is pretty embarrassingly joyous and wholesome:

Anyway, as of two months ago the Holy See was basically happy with her ministry, and she'd been doing this for years. Maybe it really has gotten more saucy, or maybe the Vatican just got sick of being framed as trendy starfuckers.

BBC NEWS | Europe | 'Lap-dancing nun' performs for Church

Sister Nobili, then joined the order of nuns called the Working Lady Nuns of Nazareth House, and it is through them that she tours prisons and hospitals performing her modern Christian dance.

She says the Church is very open to what she does.

Sister Nobili says her dancing has changed since her lap-dancing days

"They understand that our hearts belong to Jesus, that means our moves also show that he is alive, and that he is a God of joy, not one of sadness," she explains.

"He is a God who dances not one who stands still."

. . .

"My body has changed, so the way I dance has changed too."