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Hey, Internet, I'm not starting anything, just saying: As of today, I almost certainly have a cooler belt than you

(Yes, that's red velvet backing the "Giant Squid"; the belt also has my initials on the end, similarly backed in velvet, and is tooled with poppies all over.)