-13 degrees in Michigan this Morning
That's thirteen degress BELOW ZERO, and it's the legit temperature; none of this "wind-chill" padding it down to impress folks at home. My beard and mustache froze as soon as I stepped out the door, and it hurt to draw the air down to the bottom of my lungs. The locks on my brother-in-law's truck (which I'm borrowing) were frozen shut (not unusual), the windows were frosted inside and out (it happens), the parking brake was frozen (happened once before, on a -3 day), and the FUCKING CLUTCH WAS FROZEN. After scraping my windshield for a bit over one minute my thumbs were stiff and burning with the cold, and my pinkies numb, despite my double-layer Army issue mittens. At home, our boiler is howling like a banshee (stupid cursed heater).
This is the coldest day of my life. It's really refreshing, in uncertain times, to be able to say something so definitive.
This is the coldest day of my life.
I like that. How is it where you are?