Free Haggis Cart?
Free haggis cart guy: No, no, we'll still be here.
Guy with friend: Good, 'cause we got a buddy comin' over from work.
Free haggis cart guy (with some enthusiasm): Is your friend Scottish or something?
Guy with friend: No, he's depressed. But we figured some haggis would cheer him up.
Free haggis cart guy: Oh.
What most disturbs me here is not that the demand for haggis in NYC justifies an entire cartload, but that the Free Haggis Cart Guy is, evidently, such an established part of New York life that the phenomenon bears no explanation. NYC Mojonauts, please weigh in: Is this a normal thing on Broadway, or are there many layers of Unlikely at work here? Details, please.