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Why Doesn't Anyone Love Me?

Poor Mojo's Rant -- Why Doesn't Anyone Love Me?

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Why Doesn't Anyone Love Me? by Jason Michael

First of all, before we get any deeper into this painful subject, I'd just like to make one thing perfectly clear: this is not a cry for help. Rather, it is a rational, clear-headed observation of my current relationship situation.

What the hell is wrong with me? Why doesn't anyone love me? I can't figure it out. I am, by my own account, a complete gentleman, a fine lover, and an ideal mate. Why are these plain truths lost on the female population?

Let's examine the facts in the case. . . .

(UPDATE: Since this Rant was first published in 2000, Mr. Michael has found the love of his life and married her. Mazel tov!)