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Wraethu and Vicious Sack Beatings - theRPGsite


From an RPG review site comes this description of the Wraethu RPG, based on the novels of Storm Constantine. It is widely considered to be among the worst RPGs ever made.



The story behind the RPG is about the Wraeththu, a race of gay androgynes that evolve from regular humanity and reproduce by raping teenage boys, which either kills them or transforms them into another Wraeththu, who then goes around raping more teen boys. In the novels, the Wraeththu eventually wipe out humanity. And these are the characters you're expected to play.


Oh, and I have yet to mention the really fun part: the Wraeththu are all beautiful goths with superstrength and magic powers, who's penises are shaped like flowers and shoot acid. And no, this isn't exageration. I mean it. Literally. Their penises are shaped like flowers and shoot acid. That's not a metaphor or a secret code, it means exactly what it says. In Wraeththu you play a goth with a flower-shaped penis who shoots acid and rapes teenage boys.