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If you're watching soccer tonight, you might want to order chinese

No Take-Out for USA Fans

Big game tonight.

Customer: I grew up here and USA has beaten Mexico the last six times they played.

Restaurant employee: That's no excuse.

Customer: Can I get my order to go?

Restaurant employee: No takeout for USA fans.