Dick Cheney's Enormous Penis sickens, frightens the masses
Kimbaland | This picture makes me feel icky
You'd think the ice cream man he's speaking with might give him a head's up (no pun intended) since he must notice.
I apologize in advance for any feelings of nausea I may have caused any of you.
Ewww.
-- Photo via Poor Mojo Newswire
Orange Tangerine | Crotch shots of the candidates
Let's not forget where the focus really belongs, however: The media must scrutinize the candidates' frontal presentations, too. Is there a hint of firm pectoral muscles, or of man-boobs, or of age-related sagging? And how about his crotch--is there a hint of penis? How big? Which side is it resting on? Do his balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro?
Really, the only male politician we've had these discussions about is Dick Cheney (see intriguing photo here).
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