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The Giant Squid on how to become a Squid-Canadian

Poor Mojo's Squid

Dear Giant Squid,

Is there any hope of becoming a Squid-Canadian any time in the future? I understand this position would be short-lived, as the time of Cthulhu is rapidly approaching. I only wish to bask in the glory that is Cephalopodia while there is still time to do so.

Click through to read the Squid's guide on becoming a Squid-Canadian. It is elaborate and exquisite.